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[Zaedaphon]

Hi. Alien didn't tell me about his community until a couple of weeks ago, then he told me about it being textRP.
Got into forumRP recently from the unfortunate IG, so yes I do, alike Weaboo-brother nublet and... I can't be bothered really.
Gonna try it out. Either way, hi. Alien's my best friend and you wont take him from me.

Anything that Alien does makes sense. I noticed that since I met him.

[Muzzy]

Did he bribe you in any way?

[Mother Superior]

I fućked alien without a condom. She's pregnant. Will you be the Godfather, Muzzy?

[retarded chechen fuckpot]

we also do LARP just come to my place and ill pretend the knife im stabbing you with is made of wood and duct tape.

[Zaedaphon]

Have I ever told ya'll about the time back in 1945, Old IG, not old-old IG. Well, Jessica Cooper a.k.a NCR Major (sister of my main character) built a nuke over all the time he had spent in IG, and bombed the Legion, thus eradicating them from the face of IG for...
2 months. Yep. I took part of that battle. It was glorious, Alien-sama.

we also do LARP just come to my place and ill pretend the knife im stabbing you with is made of wood and duct tape.

Funny thing is, when I was 13 my best friend, whom was Hungarian (it matters) actually went out into a forest with a bunch of swords and fake armour and LARPed about Dungeons and Dragons. Only three people went to that, and that was Hungarian, a Sasquatch and a skinny 4'8" man.
I didn't go to it.

[Double D]

Ew, gross, why the fuck would you be friends with a Hungarian?

[Zaedaphon]

Yeah, he's been off school for roughly 5 months now, as he was evicted from his house because his mum wasn't paying rent, because they wouldn't fix their heating. Anyway, he went around the Sasquatch's house on Sunday, and apparantely didn't say why he hasn't been back, he didn't tell him if he has a house now or not, and of all the things to ask for

OF ALL THE THINGS TO ASK FOR
he asks for a mic

What do you know, he puts up a youtube video the same day. One of those shitty gaming videos. To be fair he earns more money than his mum. Roughly 15p a month off youtube, as his mum doesn't work and they're living off british benefits.

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